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On a scale from 0 to insane, I`m Batman!
Why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let this stupidity problem solve itself?
Happiness is the journey, not the destination, and when you reach your destination, ie; bottom of a beer, you must embark on a new journey, ie; get another beer........
My boss told me to have a good day so I went home.
People who talk to themselves tend to be better lovers. Did you know that? Yes, I did know that. Thank you for asking.
I may have let you down, but it`s your fault for having such high hopes.
I do my best proofreading after I hit `send`.
Sometimes, you wonder what the hell the music video has to do with the song.
Still waiting for a criminal on Law and Order to say,,, "Hey,, Aren`t you Ice-T?"
Not to brag, but Netflix recommends certain movies just for me.
If I didn`t drink, how would everyone know how much I love them at 2am?
Whenever I`m feeling down... I try to make sure my nails are clipped.
If your pet has its own FB page, it might be time for a reality check...
Better to be incredibly weird than incredibly boring.
Yawning is the body`s way of saying `10% Battery Remaining`.