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Your baby looks the same as it did yesterday. Me, commenting on a Facebook picture.
The irony of social media is that the majority of users are all alone.
Can`t reach it. Don`t need it.
Well, if anything, the Mayans did teach us one valuable lesson. If you don`t finish something...it`s really not the end of the world.
Let me just flip this here omelette.... aaaaaand I`m having scrambled eggs
Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up
Really discouraging that there`s still bald people in sci fi movies.
Everybody stop what you`re doing and play with crayons! You`re wlecome, enjoy the day.
I`m the type of person that would thrive in solitary confinement.
Exercise makes you look and feel better naked ... But, so does Tequila
Firemen, Astronauts, and Doctors are the only people who actually followed through on what they wanted to be when they grew up.
Every time I`m about to win an argument with my wife, someone wakes me up...
If the shoe fits, shove it further up their a$$
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it…so I said “Implants?”
I`m so fresh they call me "ferbreeze"