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A baby`s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear, Unless it`s 3am. And you don`t have a baby, And you`re home alone.
The sexiest fantasy in 50 Shades Of Grey is the bit where she gets a job in journalism without having to do years of unpaid work experience.
Caterpillars have the ideal life. They eat a lot and then sleep for a while and wake up beautiful.
I hear lots of doctors are prescribing medical marijuana for arthritis. Given that arthritis is "inflammation of the joints", it`s fighting fire with fire!
Remember when people had diaries & got mad when someone read them? Now they put everything online and get mad when people don`t.
POLITICS; from `poly` meaning `many and `Tics` meaning blood-sucking creatures. Just sayin`
Boys will be boys. Girls will be girls. Koalas will be koalas. Just about everything will be the things they are. That`s how this works.
The one thing women don`t want to find in their stockings on christmas morning is their husband
Thereβs a reason why βsoberβ and βso boredβ sound almost exactly the same.
Somewhere in a parallel universe, I hope thereβs a giant dog with a tiny woman in its purse.
Okay I`m going to workout. Should I post about it now or after I`m done?
No thanks, NASCAR. If I wanted to spend 8 hrs watching a car drive around in a big circle, I`d go on a road trip with my mom.
Some people are just beautifully wrapped boxes of crap.
Some people say I`m a dreamer, others say, βIf you fall asleep at work again you`re fired"
Dear small line of dirt that wont go in the dustpan⦠Screw you.