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WebMD needs to add the question "Have you eaten Taco Bell today?" when asking about stomach-related symptoms.
Don`t ask me how my night was coz I don`t know. I was asleep.
If you’re going to walk really slowly in front of me you should at least have the courtesy to have a slammin booty.
I remember, once upon a time... for about 2 seconds... about 13 years ago... I almost gave a damn.
Just think about all the stuff you aren`t thinking about.
My boss called me lazy and said I had poor communication skills... I almost responded
My nickname is Gilette because I`m the best a man can get. Also, I will cut you
I recently added squats to my daily workout routine and I did so by moving my beer to the bottom shelf in my refrigerator.
Patience Is When Playing TETRIS And U Let Those Bricks Fall On Their Own Without Speeding Them Down
Go to O`Reilly Auto Parts website and type, `121G` in the search bar.
Sir, your burrito is $5.97. With guacamole, your total comes to $386,932.32
my phone battery lasts longer than relationships this days !
*Hears a joke about a chocolate bar* *Snickers*
USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails.
It`s kind of creepy that you noticed me staring at you.