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Is it wrong to tell a knock knock joke to a homeless person ?
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels. LOL. But on the up side, it is fun!! ;)
What is the difference between a Snow-man & a Snow-lady? Snowballs!
What if the weather talks about us?
Iām starting to think we as a society may be trying to do too much with the Dorito.
Jellyfish have survived here on Earth for 650 million years without brains. Great news for most of you.
I hate it when someone starts to tell me something, then says "Never Mind".
As funny as it might be, It`s never polite to yell "Tuba Lesson!" Before farting.
May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.
The hardest job in the world must be working in a bubble wrap factory. Can you imagine the self control that is required?
Lower your expectations and I will totally amaze you.
What idiot called it the toaster and not the tanning bread?
If women kept their feelings to themselves would they explode? Guess we`ll never know.
Good For OJ, he gets to take another stab at life..
You haven`t truly tested your patience yet until you get stuck behind an undecided person at a Redbox kiosk.