Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
Hooters should start a home delivery service and call it Knockers.
Stop saying `all the men are the same` who told you to try them all..WHORE!!?¿
There is a huge difference between a hot girl and a girl wearing lesser clothes.
I`m on this great new diet called "sleep through breakfast"
If you have a tattoo on your face, you`ve lost the right to ask me what I`m looking at.
I got a letter from my crush on Valentine`s Day. Well, technically it`s a restraining order but still....
I forget, on which side of my dinner plate am I supposed to set my phone?
"That was supposed to be a compliment." -Men
Guys if you ever want to imagine what a woman’s mind feels like imagine a browser with 2,859 tabs open. All. The. F*cking. Time.
Dear naps, I`m sorry I was such a jerk to you as a kid.
Can I tell you how terribly grateful I am that no one had cell phones, iPads or digital cameras when I had to squaredance in P.E.
My brain has too many tabs open.
Why does it have to be bacon OR sausage?
My Christmas present to all of you? I took a naked selfie and deleted it.
These ‘energy saving` light-bulbs are bullsh!t. They take just as much effort to screw in as the ordinary ones.