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Urban Dictionary: Helping white folks figure out if they`re getting insulted or complimented daily.
All the noises I used to make during sex, I now make getting up in my truck.
Haters gonna hate, your honor
I`ve come to terms with the fact that I will never experience leftover pizza.
People assume I’m smart when they see my glasses case. Then they see that I use it to store a Snickers bar and they recognize my true genius.
To-Do List: Nothing [?]
I`ve said it before and I`ll say it again, if you drive a Nissan but don`t call it Liam then what is even the point of you
Wait till the people so excited about all-day breakfast at McDonald`s find out they can make breakfast at home whenever they want.
Textaphrenia – thinking you’ve heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.
You know you are the ugly one if they ask you to take the photo.
Why do grown ups pay to go to gyms to exercise on expensive equipment? Can`t we meet at a park after work and play tag until dark?
Heck, I can tell which people are really judgmental just by looking at them.
Some families are like Snickers Bars. Mostly sweet, with a few nuts!
My body needs a refresh button.
During the holidays people have to make a choice between enjoying the holidays or spending it with the relatives.