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A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
Jehovah`s witnesses don`t celebrate Halloween. I guess they don`t appreciate random people coming up to their doors.
I need to re-home a dog. It’s a small terrier and tends to bark a lot. If your interested, let me know and I’ll jump over my neighbors fence and get it for you.
PLEASE - put this on your status if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn`t know, they can also breathe fire. 93% of people won`t copy and paste this, because they have already been eaten by dragons. 6% of people are sitting in the shower armed with fire extinguishers and the remaining 1% are awesome and will re-post.
**TORNADO WARNING** Everyone head to Giants Stadium. Safest place to avoid a touch down.
Thinking about moving to Alabama just so I don’t have to scroll through all those other states when I sign up for websites.
My internet went down last week...so I talked to my family....thank goodness the internet came back
I didn`t give you the finger...you earned it.
They call them heated seats because rear defroster was already taken
My therapist told me I`m nuts. I said "I wanted a second opinion." She said "Well ok, you`re ugly too."
Every photo taken inside my house has at least one laundry basket in the background.
I just don`t think a partridge in a pear tree would make a great gift
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.
I look forward to paying off all my debt so I can get back to just being broke
3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape, and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier`s face: Priceless!:D