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I really shouldn`t have driven home from the bar last night. ..Especially since I walked there. :)
Instead of torturing people for getting information, why don’t they just get them really drunk?
FYI: Taking permanent marker and writting Aeropostale on Fruit of the Loom tee shirts will NOT fool your teenager.
Has anyone EVER checked to see how the room or wall behind them looks before taking and posting 50 selfies?!
NEWS FLASH: Man arrested for having sex with a tree.....Police confirm he had wood!!!
When my dog sniffs another dog`s poop I can only assume that it`s their equivalent to checking a friend`s facebook page.
Why are people with BAD breath always wanting to tell me a secret?
If my kids knew there was a light in the oven, they`d leave that one on too.
It`s about time the government enacted a law that keeps dumb and stupid people away from playing any role in society.
My mom just walked in and called me gay... If my nails weren`t drying i swear to God..
Never hire a color blind Bomb Technician.
Velcro, what a rip-off!
thinks that life was a lot simpler when I thought girls had cooties, and getting to the bottom of the sandbox was a good day.
What doesn`t kill you, will hopefully try again
You know when dogs sticks their heads out of a moving car window, bite at the air and it looks like fun? I tried it. It is.