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Redneck Word : debate...i was gonna go fishin today but forgot to bring debate
Is it called NASCAR because that’s the way a hillbilly pronounces “nice car?”
I`m ashamed of what I did for a Klondike bar.
I think my guardian angel drinks.
I saw a girl being irresponsible texting while driving and it really ticked me off.....So I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her.
You know you`re getting old when bending over is a one-way trip.
My mother might be right.. I was the reason someone invented birth control.
If you use the word "gay" to desrcribe something that is "merry or happy" then you`re gay.
Never fight anyone who bows to you first.
Why do they have “limited edition” scented candles? Are there crazy people collecting these things?
What do people mean "get ready for bed"? I am ALWAYS ready for bed.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it…so I said “Implants?”
How dare the NFL build walls to keep fans that haven`t paid for a ticket from entering the game!
roses are red.... my name is dave...this poem makes no sense.... microwave...
Today’s Generation: “Omg my parents never let me have anything.” via iPhone.