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lol <- looks like a stick man drowning. lol
Whenever someone tells me they like country music, I just look them in the eyes and ask "which country?"
I really wish Walmart had a 10 teeth or more line...
I hope the next big trend in music is Talent.
Hit me with your pet shark #RuinAn80sSong
I’m not stupid. I’m just too lazy to show how smart I am.
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain realizes what I`m doing.
If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects then how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects.
iPhone 6: For people who don`t mind holding an iPad up to their ear.
The key to eating healthy is to avoid any food that has a TV commercial.
The well behaved rarely make history.
If a man says you`re ugly, he`s being mean. If a woman says you`re ugly, she`s jealous. If a little kid says you`re ugly, then you`re ugly.
Don`t be ashamed of who you are. That`s your parents job.
I walked briskly with scissors today. I’m pretty wild.
Highways need 4 lanes per side - A NASCAR wannabe lane, a normal driver lane, an old people who drive 40 in a 70 lane & a "where in the hell am I?" lane.