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What`s the right age to stop running naked from the bedroom to the bathroom?
My secret ingredient is letting somebody else cook.
Fart jokes ain`t funny, they stink.
I`m concerned my kids will end up in therapy because I didn`t tell everyone on FB how much I love them.
is a mystery you´ll never solve
Can’t wait till I’m old and I can play the ‘fall asleep’ card in awkward situations.
Tonight`s weather forecast: dark. Continued dark overnight with widely scattered of light by morning.
Stop saying I`m hard to shop for. Surely you know where the liquor store is
Juvenile humor My friend David lost his ID. We just call him Dav now. Here`s your sign..................
My blood test came back as B+ Any tips how I can get an A+ next time?
If anyone tells you, you have ADHD. Pay no attention.
Never piss off the person that cooks your dinner ... EVER!
Do athletic people not know about Netflix?
Hysterical Shrieking should be reserved for truly serious situations such as Centipedes, Spiders, and that Creepy Uncle that likes to give everyone back rubs.....