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Anyone who believes that children are our future has not been to a mall recently.
Had a big mix up at the store today... Apparently, when the woman said strip down facing me,she was referring to my credit card.
I`m not sure if life is passing me by or trying to run me over.
If your ever wondering who your real friends are all you have to do is delete your facebook account for about week without saying anything and see who calls
BREAKING NEWS: New $100 bills start circulating yesterday. I wish this affected my life in any way.
Unsettling sounds #23 - Ice-cream van after dark
sometimes i look at people and think really, thats the sperm that won.
The best black Friday deal ... sleep - $0.
With the right person, there is no such thing as inappropriate behavior.
Here`s hoping the wind at your back doesn`t come from the corned beef and cabbage you had for lunch. Happy St. Patrick`s Day!
Fact: if you give your boyfriend a bj each time you act crazy, he`ll not only forgive you,but eventually be thrilled when you act nuts.
I never finish anyth...............
I can`t wait til the Presidential race ends so we can stop hating people for their politics and go back to hating people because they`re jerks
I`ve been single for a while and I have to say, it`s going very well. Like... It`s working out. I think I`m the one.
It’s not my fault God gave you boobs to stare at.