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According to my neighbor’s journal, I have boundary issues.
I`m so sick and tired of my friends who can`t handle their alcohol. The other night they dropped me 3 times while carrying me to the car.
Who knew rock bottom was so crowded?
Technology is outpacing my ability to come up with convincing lies that I didn`t get your message.
If I`ve learned anything from Facebook, it`s that you shouldn`t be learning on Facebook.
That awkward moment when you’re laughing so hard, you accidentally hit your head on something..
Time to clean the house. Good thing I took that delegation class at work and I have 2 kids. This is going to be fun
Once a month, women go completely crazy for about thirty days..
Husband for sale: 1972 model, white in colour, a bit hard on gas but comes with a spare tire.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
A guide to hating people. Step 1: get to know them.
I`ll never join one of those dating sites. I prefer to meet someone the old fashioned way. By alcohol & bad decisions.
One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or complain. But it was a long time ago, and it was just for that one day.
I don`t get women. Also, I don`t understand them.
4 out of 5 voices in my head think the other voice is a douche...