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To those that manufacture and market tight, thin yoga pants to fit college girls; I love you man.
Stop everything you’re doing. Think about me. You’re welcome.
One should love animals.. They are so tasty.
I haven`t been drinking. I know what day it is. I didn`t lose my pants. This might be my car. I know how to drive. -Lies I`ve told to cops.
I didn`t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
People saying "Laugh my a$$ off" and still having an a$$ next time I see them is the reason I have trust issues.
Stupidity should be painful...really!!!
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
25% of of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. The other 75% are running around untreated.
I was all ears until you said something that sounded like advice.
is a reasonably intelligent person who does moderately stupid things on a semi-regular basis.
"Don`t try this at home"...Okay, i`ll try it at my friend`s house..
I live in a madhouse, ruled by a tiny army, that I made myself
If I was rich, I´d do nothing all day from a much nicer recliner.
People like you are the reason people like me take pills.