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If my job was to make health questionnaires, I`d slip in random stuff like "How fast can you run backwards?"
why are the foods you want eat late at night in loud crackling wrappers?
Coffee: fueling you for a job you can`t stand to support a life you never wanted. Tastes good though...
"Being naked isn`t fun" - said no one ever.
Nothing gets me motivated for 10-15 seconds like a good inspirational quote.
I believe in helping the homeless. That`s why every year I buy a new refrigerator and throw away the box.
would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Might wake up early and go running but I also might win the lottery, the odds are about the same
Smile. It makes people wonder what you´re up to.
Happy 4/21! National work drug testing day!
Before having a kid the most important thing to ask yourself is “Am I ready to watch the exact same cartoon on repeat for the next 4 years?”
Hey rumor has it, that if you look up from your phone you can see all kinds of pretty colors in the trees this time of year.
It’s not a nap unless your face wakes up in a puddle of your own drool.
There are two types of people I can`t stand. Nosy people, and people who won`t tell me what`s going on.
Boomerangs can be quite dangerous if you`ve got alzheimers.