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Is it hibernation time yet? Because I am 100% into that.
I`m thankful for many things, but mostly that there were no camera phones when I was in high school.
As my mother-in-law and I fight to the death for her son`s love, I sometimes think to myself, "This may be the worst prize ever."
"Memory foam pillow fights". That`s one fight you`ll never forget.
I`ve found that the best web designers in the world are spiders.
I`m going to test my theory that tequila kills the flu... Or brain cells... Whatever, doesn`t matter... something`s gonna die tonight.
If Harry Potter is so magical then why can’t he fix his eye sight?
Whenever I`m sad, you`re there. Whenever I`m having problems, you`re always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you`re always there. Lets face it. You`re bad luck.
I was planning to do something today, but I haven’t finished doing nothing from yesterday.
When two people love each other deeply, nothing is impossible. Except deciding on where to eat.
Never mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
Weird how old people suddenly stop being so deaf the second you put music they don’t like on
You win some, you lose some...unless you`re me, then you win them all.
I bet the Fantastic 4 were just pretending to have a girl in the group. "Uh yeah she`s just invisible right now. She`s totally real though."
Paperclips: The staple for people with commitment issues.