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Pornography only gets called by its full name when it`s in trouble too.
What idiot named them jet skis instead of boatercycles?
You might be addicted to Facebook if you read my post`s every day...
In paintball, you should be allowed to use a paintbrush as a knife.
Sometimes I find myself envious of how well Waldo can hide..
Most meteorologists are men. That`s why when they say we`re going to get 6-8" of snow, we only get 2 or 3.
I think 90% of the software on my computer doesn`t do anything except send me notices that there`s a new version of itself.
Babies are so cute because none of them are mine.
I will be good today... I will be good today... I will be good today... Yeah.... I didn`t believe it either..
The thinner the eyebrow, the crazier the woman.
Kids today will never know the frustration of having to rewind their dads porn tapes to the exact same spot...
The roof of the McDonalds in my town has 38 Pickle slices on it from times I ordered sh!t without pickles in it.
Never ask a Leper to "give you a hand", seriously, don`t........................
Don`t take nude pics. Problem solved.
I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn.....it`s dead yarn now, though.