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Summer is here. I`m in the process of moving all my bad habits outside.
The worlds gonna end in 5 days & I don`t know what I`m gonna wear.
Monday is like canned spinach...I can can deal with it but I`d prefer something else.
I just made a voodoo doll of myself. Can someone take it to the gym?
Imagine Ferris Bueller trying so hard not to Instagram his whole day off.
I was in a bar when a girl called me a cheapskate. So I threw her drink in her face.
If you want a successful relationship, find someone who likes the same thermostat setting that you do.
Mom: You haven`t moved since I left 5 hours ago? Me: Excuse me, where do you think these chips came from!!???
There are other things in life besides sex and alcohol. Those other things all suck, but they do exist, I assume.
I was being taught to use some machinery today, and I was quizzed as to the rules of it`s use. When asked what the first rule is I responded, "You do not talk about Fight Club."
My neighbors listen to some amazing music… whether they like it or not. ;)
My life is based on a true story
When you are a kid, it makes you feel proud when someone says "Wow! You`ve gotten so big since I last saw you!" As an adult, not so much.
“Star Wars” fans are very upset that the story line of the upcoming new “Star Wars” movie has been leaked. Apparently the movie starts with R2-D2, Chewbacca, and Han
Turns out a At Home DNA Test is not a good baby shower gift.