Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
Have you hugged you bartender today.
There are no winners the day following a green beer, corned beef, and cabbage binge.
Now that football season is here, if anyone`s favorite team loses, they can just blame it on Trump.
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels. LOL. But on the up side, it is fun!! ;)
Wow.. I didn`t know spandex could hold that much.
I need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash.
To me, suicide seems selfish. For all I know, someone else might want to kill me
Dropping a can of soda and sticking it back in the fridge all shaken up for the next person to open is not as funny when you live by yourself.
I`m combining Easter and April Fools day this year - I`m sending the kids out to look for eggs I haven`t hidden.
I can’t find the words to express how I have nothing to say
The best nights are those when it never crosses your mind to update your Facebook status.
Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Other times we just snuggle.
The baby gets furious when I try to undress him. Must get that from his mother.
The easiest way for me to lose inches is to switch to the metric system.
I sent off for some information on my family tree. They sent me back a packet of seeds and suggested it would be in my best interest that I just start over.