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If sex is said to be the best exercise, than why are there no fitness clubs for that. Now there`s idea. . .
Some people need to calm down, take a deep breath and then hold it for 20 minutes.
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Do you ever order a club sandwich just to feel like you`re a part of something?
Bumper stickers are helpful for recognizing members of society you do not want to associate with.
I have to hand it to people who lead a double life ... I can barely handle the one I have.
I got my stomach by doing as many crunches as I can everyday. Usually either Nestle or Captain.
Happy St. Patrick`s Day! I was going to drink anyway!
I once wrestled an anaconda for 4 straight hours... Then I realized I was just masturbating.
If you get a new job before you quit your old one, it`s considered responsible. But if you do that with your gf, it`s called "cheating."
To-Do List : Nothing[?]
My opinion of yoga pants varies depending on if I`m at the gym or if I`m at Wal-Mart
If you think about it, before the first mirror was invented, if you didn’t live near a body of water, you had no idea what you looked like.
Just burned 3 calories typing this with my thumb muscles. #fitness
Sometimes.. late at night... I fill my bathtub with tomato sauce and pretend I am a meatball.