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Say what you want about Kim and Kanye naming their daughter North West. That kid is headed straight to the top. And slightly to the left.
Diet goal: I want to lose just enough so that my hand will fit comfortably in a Pringles can...
My girlfriend said she wasn`t impressed and felt she needed a man with at least 6 inches. So I folded it in half.
My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I`m camping, I won`t be covered.
If Candy Crush had a face, I`d punch it.
I am not the same person at 8am and 8pm.
does anyone know if smurfs are gluten free
Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday.
There`s a lot of perks being a single parent, for one no witnesses.
Just saw a commercial for weight gainer pills. Have the people with this "problem" not heard of pizza and alcohol?
This morning I jogged for 30 swear words.
I forgot to post this earlier
Had a bad mixup at the store today. Cashier said strip down facing me. Apparently she meant my credit card.
Shot my first turkey today...scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section. It was awesome!
Guy on plane: So, where are you going? Me: I`m guessing it`s the same place you`re going.