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Setting my coffee maker to `stun`
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words... words might hurt me deeply, causing great emotional, mental, and psychological damage leading toward a lowered self-esteem and irregular bowel movements.
Invite me to your wedding . Invite me to go have fun , but please stop inviting me to your farm .
I watched Americas Got Talent for 15 minutes and I beg to differ.
You might be addicted to Facebook if you read my post`s every day...
New Subway rule: You must give the person in front of you a wedgie if they take more than 5 seconds to choose what kind of bread they want.
If there`s no god then how do you explain yoga pants?
I know she`s talking about rain but I don`t like hearing my mom say she got 6 inches
Overwhelming scientific evidence suggests a startling number of people are capable of ignoring overwhelming scientific evidence.
Don`t feel bad, alot of people don`t have talent either
Keep it down kids!.. Daddy is trying to think of something stupid to say on the internet.
Screw you, little sticker on fruit!
Its so cold out, I actually saw a gangsta with his pants UP!
Well, well, well. Guess who the grocery store asked to come back soon.
What Iām really looking for in a friend is loyalty. And a pool. Mainly just a pool.