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My Therapist told me not to drink while I`m on my Meds but little does she know...I`ve been off my Meds for almost a week now!
That awkward moment when you run into someone and there`s no where to hide
About to try ordering subway without saying um... Wish me luck!
It`s Friday! High-five some sh!t!
I do not gossip ... I pass things along ... It`s like a public service.
Mall kiosk employees are basically human pop up ads.
To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes great subway sandwiches.
Finally, my winter fat is gone, now all I have are spring rolls.
Politicians are people who have too little an amount of morals and ethics to remain lawyers.
Hush little laptop don`t you cry,mumma gonna find you some more wifi.
eHarmony matched me with a bean bag chair with duct tape on it
What I lack in good decisions, I make up for in inappropriate behavior.
Whoever said time heals all wounds never had their leg bitten off by a shark.
I am really getting tired of every time I go out people use me for my body. You know, to shade them from the sun and all.
RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE: 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support and your scrolling with your thumb! LIKE if Iām right!!!!