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That urge you get to write “No one gives a crap” on someone’s status.
We can`t deny our basic human instincts, like automatically thinking we kind of already know how to play the harmonica whenever we hold one.
Types of like on facebook: 1.Stalker like. 2.Crush like. 3.I wanna bang you like. 4.Agree like 5.Pity like.
If I had a time machine I`d go back to 900 A.D. and just scare the sh!t out of people with an electric toothbrush.
I liked you until you started ignoring me and then I loved you. -Girls ---- Bfanch
I wish the guy who made the vacuum cord would chat with the guys that make phone chargers.
Things I do everyday: 1.Get up 2.Survive 3.Go back to bed
Been there, done that. allegedly
Firemen, Astronauts, and Doctors are the only people who actually followed through on what they wanted to be when they grew up.
I was called sexist today. So..i said i think ur mistaken...its pronounced sexy! LOL
I remember 2012 like it was yesterday.
I will be responsible for my actions when my actions become more responsible.
The majority of Americans support sending Congress to Syria.
You could pleasure me just by walking away.
If it`s alcoholic anonymous. Why do the members stand up an in-troduce them selves?