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"You only live once. LOL JK!" ~ the cat
There are no bad pictures; that’s just how your face looks sometimes.
Women are fascinated by mythical creatures like unicorns, vampires, and men who are good listeners.
Be thankful for stupid people, they make it easier for the rest of us to get ahead in life.
So I didn`t want to wake up this morning and go to work. It`s not that I don`t like my job, it`s just that I like being lazy more.
Someone’s therapist knows all about you.
Yes I walked away mid-conversation. You were boring me to death and my survival instincts kicked in
Half the time spent on Facebook is likely spent by creeping people and /or staring at the screen waiting for something interesting to happen.
For those of you who know nothing about pleasing a woman... the G spot is located at the end of the word "shopping".....js
There are so many things in life I still need to lick.
love me or leave me,,HEY!!! where is everybody going?
Hibernation should be a human thing too.
*Hears a joke about a chocolate bar* *Snickers*
If sex between 3 people is called a Threesome and sex between 2 people is called a Twosome... Why is Handsome still a compliment?
Have you ever realized that sleeping is just your eyes staring at your eyelids all night long?