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You`re not a geek or a nerd because you always have to have the latest high tech gadgets and electronics. YOU`RE RICH
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Nothing improves creativity like a lack of supervision!
Have you noticed that it`s only the married squirrels that hurl themselves in front of your car......
If the Terminator was female the line would have been, “I might be back, I haven’t decided yet.”
thinks the voices in my head are out of beer.
Always be yourself, unless you can be Batman, always be Batman.
What if cell phones are part of an elaborate plot to rid the world of phone booths so Superman has nowhere to change?
It`s not so much that I have to work that bothers me...oh wait, yes it is.
My mission is to be the first person on Facbook to have one million people on their block list. . .
If I had a nickel for everytime I said, "If I had a nickel", I`d be rich.
It’s always a special moment when you finally get to hear those three words you’ve been waiting for……. “Your order’s ready.”
I like how Reese`s come with two peanut butter cups in the package. That way I can eat one now and then the other one right afterwards.
The hardest thing about my juice cleanse is trying to juice Snickers
“Latte” is Latin for: You paid too much for that coffee.