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I`ve actually have come to the conclusion that some of today`s youth may actually believe "laughing out loud" is actually spelled "lol"
That awkward moment when you make a Harry Potter reference and none of your Muggle friends get it.
When I come home 4 the holidays I throw $40 on the table & say "Look we`re keeping the thermostat at 75, and we`re turning on some lights."
people live & people die, but in the the end we still get high.. so if in life you dont succeed, F*CK it All & smoke some WEED ?
You know whatβs more annoying than cops? People who buy old refurbished cop cars and keep the spotlight attached. We all hate you.
I don`t get enough credit for not going on killing sprees.
On a scale of 1 to "Get out you`re fired" where does napping at work rank?
i m not totally useless, i can b used as bad example
I know she`s talking about rain but I don`t like hearing my mom say she got 6 inches
Give a man a fish and he`ll go to McDonald`s instead. Teach a man to fish and nope, still McDonald`s
I`ll vacuum over something a hundred times before I pick it up and place it back down and try again.
I woke up praying McDonald`s would still be serving breakfast but I just missed it by 6 hours.
My girlfriend is gorgeous, selfless, graceful, highly intelligent and looking over my shoulder as I type.
You know you had an interesting day when your Google search history includes "rubber panda".
Didn`t think my day could get any better but my robe has pockets so boom, there you go.