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Have you ever tried blind-folded archery? You don`t know what you`re missing.
If only life was as easy as getting fat.
Welcome back to plastic surgery anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces here today.
HA! If you think I`M crazy you should meet ME!
It`s weird how Dora is multilingual at 4 but can`t find the banana tree behind her...
I do not like being told what to do unless I`m naked.
Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday.
I think you and I both know that you`re not facebook friends with me for the funny statuses.
I don`t plan anything as well as I plan which alcoholic beverage I`m going to consume once I leave work.
I`m looking up in the sky and I have no idea which cloud has all my data
What idiot decided to call them marijuana dispensaries and not grass stations?
Day 1. I am thankful that I haven`t fallen into the trap of Facebook thankful status updates.
I just spent an hour at the gym. I couldn’t find a close enough parking spot so I left.
why waste your brain cells to think of a comment when you can just like someone else`s?
Welcome to my bedroom,this is where the magic happens.....and by that I mean this is where I read my Harry Potter books.