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Why can`t braille just be in the shape of the letters?
"This place needs to be sticky, wall to wall." - Every 2 year old with a Popsicle.
Why does this membership application to the YMCA not have "The Village People" as an option for "How did you hear about us?"
Guuuyyyysssss, never ever play leapfrog with a unicorn.... Its not worth it.....
F*ck It - My final thought before making decisions.
Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and they live for 150 years. Lesson learned.
shoutout to people who have money but still order off the dollar menu
I know the voices aren`t real, but man do they come up with some great ideas.
All I ask for is a chance to prove money can`t make me happy.
The problem with alcohol is that... it wears off.
If you want a successful relationship, find someone who likes the same thermostat setting you do.
Think we could get the North Korean hackers to end "Keeping Up With The Kardashians"?
If you put a "Student Driver" sign on top of your car, Nobody will ever suspect you of drunk driving.
People that do stuff- what’s your secret?
Putting ketchup on steak should also affect your credit score.