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I swear Mosquitos have a chart of the human body they study before they leave their nest...They seem to always bite on the worst possible places.. It`s like they huddle up and make a plan: "Ok Sally, you take the toe knuckles.. Betty, you get the crack behind the knee, Mary, you take the ankles, and I`ll take the finger knuckles..Ready? Break!"
Ever gotten that awkward feeling? ..like the one when you realize you`re chewing on a BORROWED pencil?
that song on your iPod that you always skip but never delete.
The only thing I ever throwback on Thursdays are drinks
The funny moment when a fat kid says "that`s how I roll".
Dear Carly Simon, Yes I am so vain that I do think that song is about me.
So far,,, I`ve spent 300% of this week exaggerating.
you can´t drink all day if you don´t start in the morning
We`ve spent years planning and preparing for the zombie apocalypse all for nothing......clowns....its gonna be clowns that finish us off.
Didn`t have to do much to end my last relationship...she first told me that "opposites attract"...then a couple of days later she told me i was handsome, kind, smart, funny and loving...
They always say "love makes the world go around"... They spelled beer wrong.
Conversation between Adam and Eve must have been difficult at times because they had nobody to talk about.
is sick and tired and tired of being sick and sick of being tired!
From what I can piece together, this Pitbull character enjoys "partying"
The real plot hole in Cinderella was that if everything disappeared at midnight why did the shoe stay?