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I`m not sure what post it was that caused me to lose 2 more Facebook friends today, but if I find out which one it was I will make sure to post it again....
Just got back from a vacation in Nevada...turns out that money can by you love.
You`re never too old to learn something stupid.
I’ve been saving up my tickets for 27 years sir, and I would like to purchase this very chuck e cheese.
I have done some truly amazing things to get the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube.
Apparently "Fat Tuesday" doesn´t constitue telling fatties they´re fatties.
When a woman asks you to guess her age, it`s like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb.
At the end of the day, life should ask us, Do you want to save the changes?
Found out today you cannot join a gym "just to watch".
Nothing says I have faith in God like the bullet proof glass on the Pope`s car.
To skip any youtube ad just change ‘youtube’ to ‘youtubeskip’ in the url of any video. You’re welcome.
Sometimes I think I`m pretty cool but then I remember plants can eat sun and poop out air.
I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. And now we wait....
FYI: Every Scooby Doo episode would literally be 2 minutes long, if the gang went to the mask store 1st & asked a few questions.
morning i hate girls evening i need girls