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I`d hate to be a dragon .....I`d get so pissed tryin to blow out my birthday candles.
Hiding from people at parties is my cardio.
If I ran NASA, it would be mandatory for the ground crew to be dressed as apes when the space shuttle lands.
She might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty`s only a light switch away.
Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can’t tell anyone about.
Hey all you parents who recently named your kid Jax, We get it you`re unoriginal and watch SOA ... Hold on my daughter Grey`s Anatomy is crying.
The phrase "Go see your Ford dealer" means something completely different in Canada than the United States.
It`s time for all of us to admit the "endorphin rush" you get after exercise is just an overwhelming sense of relief it`s over
Is it even possible to calmly walk away from a dark basement?
Condoms prevent minivans.
this isn`t the status you`re looking for
You don’t truly know someone until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in a vending machine.
I prefer to think outside the box because things can get very dark inside it.
PARENTS: your teen may be worshipping Satan. Look for these terms: LOL - Lucifer Our Lord, BRB - Burn Religious Books, TBH - Tell Beelzebub Hi