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i just accidentally used AOL online, im betting the workers there are celebrating and think they have a chance in the future. lol
I’ve thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year’s resolution ... 1024×768.
One person forgetting to take their medication can really liven up a mundane day at the office.
Have you noticed that it`s only the married squirrels that hurl themselves in front of your car......
Just remember, If we get caught you`re deaf and I don`t speak English.
I know money talks but I wish mine had a better vocabulary instead of just ‘Spend me’.
if truth is what u want...in return alcohol is all I want...
If the shoe fits . . . buy one in every color
My business card is just a picture of me looking inside the fridge.
There are two rules to success in life - 1. Don`t tell people everything you know
Quick question, ladies: If you shave your eyebrows off and then draw them back on, what the hell are you doing?
If you`re "just sayin", then just shut the hell up.
I love the smell of a liquor store in the morning!
when people fall in love they are called " love birds." when they fight they are called "angry birds."
If people would moan loudly during a pat down, the line would move much quicker.