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If I don`t `like` your post it`s because I don`t care...
Just put my money where my mouth is. Pennies taste disgusting.
Just found a shopping list in this cart that said, "Beer, wine, crap like that", so apparently my soulmate is still out there.
This pill bottle says `Take with plenty of fluids` and `Don`t take with alcohol`. That doesn`t even make sense
my ex-girlfriend is a famous porn star. But would she be pissed if she found out.
Upside to hurricanes... you might get a free boat delivered to your front yard.
Drinking always starts out as the best idea you’ve ever had.
I think my credit card looks weird. Could you send me a picture of yours so I can compare?
I want my tombstone to say "It didn`t make me stronger."
My mother said, “You won’t amount to anything because you procrastinate.” I said, “Oh ya…..Just you wait.....”
So, at this point, should we really still be calling them New Kids on the Block?
It’s funny how 1 text, 1 song, 1 mistake, 1 lie, 1 truth, and 1 person could change your mood in 1 second.
facebook is the only book we read everyday.
Using dog shampoo when I run out of cat shampoo because I ran out of human shampoo a week ago.
How dumb is that family if Mrs. Doubtfire can fool them a second time?