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"F@ck It" has gotten me through a lot of situations.
When I want to trim down my friend`s Facebook list I give my opinion and let nature do the rest.
At least men and women agree on one thing, they both don’t trust women.
I don’t just say crazy things on the internet, I do that in real life too.
There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.
Pretty considerate of germs to count all the way to five before jumping on the food we drop.
I have no problem giving credit when credit is due. But giving payment when payment is due is an entirely different thing.
My nickname is Gilette because I`m the best a man can get. Also, I will cut you
What if cell phones are part of an elaborate plot to rid the world of phone booths so Superman has nowhere to change?
If you are offended by the opinions I express you can only imagine the ones I keep to myself.
Don`t feel bad, alot of people don`t have talent either
Do you ever start writing a status and half way through you’re just like… nah
When I see a hot girl walking by, I like to look at her and blink very fast and repeatedly so it looks like shes walking in slow motion. Everything is better in slow motion =)
Absolutely is my favourite nothing to do...
I got kicked out of a Yoga class today. Apparently, your not supposed to do the `Downward Dog` on top of another person.