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What if every time a song pops into your head, it’s really just your brain intercepting one of the bajillion radio signals bouncing around you?
If you ever need anything please don`t hesitate to ask someone else first.
Do you ever watch a movie and realize you have to watch it again because you were on your phone the whole time?
i love you with all my butt. i would say heart but my butt is bigger :)
Its funny how your friends change , Meet new people and forget about you . :( But just know i`ll still be in your heart?
Where did Noah keep his bees? ... In the ark hives ... Yes, I`m showing myself out, thanks
Please come see my theatrical dramatization of the history of puns ... It`s a play on words.
Imagine how creepy the first guy to dress up as a clown must have been, where in hell did he get that idea?
"Lets hang out sometime" -liars.
You always remember your first Crush. Mine was Orange.
My head hurts, I think my horns are coming in...
Coffee eyedrops! Another million dollar idea.
My anger management class pisses me off
Just been on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies. Is that a trick question?
I could never trust a psychic who hasn`t won the lottery at least once.