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You know you are getting old when you see girls from TEEN category moved to MATURE & MILFS.
Being rich doesn`t equal happiness but i`d rather cry in a ferrari
You guys know that there are things higher than kites, right?
I once peed a girl`s name in the snow, so don`t fcuking tell me I don`t know romance.
You know what’s huge in Japan? ..Sumo wrestlers. ;)
This whole being a responsible adult thing sucks.
"Try to score a goal. Don`t use your hands. See you afterwards." - Soccer coaches
I can sum up my life in three words: “just browsing, thanks.”
If a man repeats everything a woman says, word for word,,,,,,,, is he still wrong?
I am surprised Cheech and Chong have not filmed a new movie -"Cheech and Chong Smoke Colorado"
An apple a day will keep anyone away ... if thrown hard enough.
Here`s hoping the wind at your back doesn`t come from the corned beef and cabbage you had for lunch. Happy St. Patrick`s Day!
I can`t help but smile when I see a woman wearing a Supertramp Concert t-shirt
The problem with money is that too much of it belongs to people who aren’t me.
I just want you to be happy. And naked.