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Ever check your Facebook early in the morning where you have to close one eye because the screen is too bright?
So what if Jesus turned water into wine... I turned a whole student loan into beer once. your move Jesus.
Is it wrong, to put people on your bucket list?
I just ended a 5 year relationship. Luckily it wasn`t mine.
I hate when I spend the extra money to buy organic vegetables only to get home and find out that I bought regular donuts.
Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags in their house, or is it just me?
Just completed a 0.00 mile run - preceded by 11 oreo cookies
Do you ever feel like you`re in Season 5 of your life, and the writers are just doing outrageous stuff to keep it interesting?
What a lovely winter we`re having this spring.
11th Commandment: Thou shall not gossip about other people’s lives when you are not doing any better yourself.
I need to adjust the brightness settings for my future.
I dunno who decided on the spelling of bologna, but it`s obvious he had no idea how letters work.
Looks don’t matter to me if you’re attractive.
People who sit and talk while their pizza is gets cold gives me anxiety.
The problem with money is too much of it belongs to people who aren’t me.