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I love finding money in my clothes. It`s like a gift to me... from me. :)
It’s the getting ahead that I’m running behind on.
Never trust a skinny chef
Here`s to ignoring our real problems and getting outraged about something on the internet.
Is it bad that "WINE" is always on my grocery list? At the top? In all caps?
I bet Waldo`s parents are worried sick.
The other day my son asked me who picks up the seeing eye dog`s poop.
I hate when I drop my pen on the floor and it`s slightly out of reach so I leave it there forever.
Why doesn`t someone invent a clear toaster? Then you could see how toasted your toast is while it`s toasting.
I don`t know why the Petco cashier gave me this look when I asked for the fish`s Birth date.
I live like I type, fast and with lots of mistakes!
There are sick days, paid holidays, and vacation days. What about "Don`t have any gas to make it to work days"
I don`t always do a lot, but I put a lot of thought into it.
I think I may have misunderstood my boss yesterday when she told me that she wanted to see me hard at work