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So much of my day is just keeping myself distracted until it`s time to eat again.
Best thing about being single… -no drama -no fighting -no crying -no feelings -no confusion -no worries -no PROBLEMS!
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but my boss just gets mad when I don`t come to work
I`m starting to think all that stuff about Y2K is not going to happen !
Don`t forget: it`s very important what strangers on the Internet think about you.
Sometimes I wonder if that kid in the Dreamworks logo has caught the fish yet.
I`m working out my budget and, provided I don`t live past Tuesday, I can retire relatively comfortably!!!
Wish I turned into a wolf every month instead of getting my period
I like my women like I like my motorcycles. Not ridden by all my friends.
The irony of all this is, the internet was created to save us time...
Worst part about getting a phone call is the 12 seconds you can`t use your phone as you wait for it to stop ringing.
Between the coffee and the cocaine, it looks like the mission of Colombia is to wake up the world.
Thanks to the presence of fools, wise people stand out.
I`ve spent three hours investigating this chicken and I still can`t find his nuggets.
maturity comes when you stop publishing every detail of your life on social media