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We`ve all been talking about your paranoia.
When life is stressful, do something to lift your spirits. Go for a drive. Go two or three thousand miles away. Maybe change your name.
It would be cool if you heard a thunder bug a few seconds after you saw a lightning bug.
Mythbusters is basically my childhood with a much larger explosives budget.
Lol at birds that walk places.
What flickering lights mean: 1% electrical problems. 99% demons.
Is it wrong to drop off drunks at houses that aren`t theirs?
There`s both a McDonald`s and a blood pressure machine at our Walmart. Circle of life.
People must stop questioning my sanity, it wont answer them.
Holy sh*t! Did you guys know Facebook has a "sign out" button?
you know you have a kid personality when you think step brothers is the greatest movie ever.
I have found my sleep number and it is eleven, eleven beers.
i used to like you but thanks to facebook i now know how boring u are
Taco Tuesday sends a terrible message to our nation`s children. They need to know that tacos are always an option no matter what day it is.
I don’t have a bucket list, but my f*cket list is a mile long.