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The olympics is the only time when you hear "Great execution by North Korea" and it seems okay.
Sadly, I don`t think anyone has Wang Chunged once tonight... :(
All my biological clock does, is let me know when it`s time to eat again
I always carry a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet. It reminds me of why there is no money in there.
Who knew adulthood would involve so much Advil?
I just gotta believe that as a species we`re capable of making an automatic hand dryer that`s quieter than an airplane.
Shout out to people who are hard of hearing.
Is it the S or the C that`s silent in scent?
It’s a good job Apple isn’t in charge of New Year. We’d all be expecting 2015 and get 2014S instead.
I hate it when people dont know the differece between Ur and U`r
Up to date Girl Scout cookie sales by states: California: 138,000 Boxes Florida: 129,000 Boxes Virginia: 126,000 Boxes Colorado: 8 Million Boxes
If he uses an iPhone 5 in Taken 3 he`s going to be spending half the movie charging it.
I think people who use "go fly a kite" as an insult don`t really understand kites or insults.
If you take bites out of string cheese rather than rip strings off , you don’t f*cking deserve string cheese.
I wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.