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I`m trying to save up enough money to one day afford to save up money.
I wouldn’t have to manage my anger, if people could learn to manage their stupidity.
the jeremy kyle show, the only place you`ll see a six month old baby with more teeth than thier parents
Whoever has my voodoo doll, please scratch between my butt cheeks..I`m in public.
Does eating a gas station hot dog counts as a suicide attempt.
Well it`s about time I get in line for that Star Wars movie
This is why my kids dont take me places anymore ... Waitress: “Do u have any questions about the menu?” Me: ” Yes, What kind of font is this?”
If noone comes from the future to stop you, how bad of a decision could it really be?
When I have to make a difficult decision in life I think what would grandma do, then I leave home in my nightie & shout at random strangers.
is a reasonably intelligent person who does moderately stupid things on a semi-regular basis.
facebooked yo mama!!!
My wife just changed here facebook status from "Married" to "widowed", should I be scared?
"Iyam A. Wii Todd" <-- Bet you can say that name out loud, in a crowded place, and really fast!
No matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s I’m still gonna eat it.
I`m glad I don`t work in an office. I can only imagine the smell at lunch time when everybody opens their egg salad sandwiches today.