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We got about 5-6 inches of snow here in the last 24 hrs, or, according to men, we got 8 inches.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but my boss just gets mad when I don`t come to work
I`m not as smart as I used to be but then again you can`t stay a teenager all of your life.
When my dog sniffs another dog`s poop I can only assume that it`s their equivalent to checking a friend`s facebook page.
I don`t know why people say "your guess is as good as mine"? ..because my guesses are always better. ;)
After all these years, I`m beginning to suspect that Waldo doesn`t want to be found.
According to new research, too much sex can cause memory loss. Finally, something that explains my ultra detailed photographic memory.
Well, it`s easy to tell I`m single. It`s Saturday night and I`m at home updating my facebook status...
if it has tits or tires sooner or later it will give you problems.
This is how my week goes: Mooooooooooooonday Tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday Weeeeeeeeeeednesday Thuuuuuuuuuuursday FridaySaturdaySunday.
I only use the outdoors to get to another indoors.
Relationship status: Just got screamed at for peeling the carrots wrong.
Why don`t they make Neapolitan ice cream but with 3 better flavors?
Coworker: I have a degree in History. Me: That`ll really come in handy if life starts going backwards.
For a one-way mission to Mars, we should send a blogger. Not so they can blog about the experience, but so there`d be one less blogger.