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There’s a wild side to EVERY innocent face.
Roses are red, dead ones are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
I`m not trying to brag or anything, but I just got invited to play Candy Crush on FB
I have 500 friends and only 499 Birthday wishes on facebook! I`ll remember that when it`s YOUR birthday #405!!!
Judging from all the misery and carnage on my newsfeed, I`m assuming it`s Monday.
Single ? I`m not single, I`m in a long standin relationship with fun and freedom ! ;)
Was just thinking …. What would the world be like if McDonalds delivered?
Today`s Horoscope: You`re gullible
Chinese scientists have discovered the rare rock n roll panda it will only eat A wop bop a loo lop a wop Bamboo
Keep honking. I´m reloading.
I never finish anyth...............
No matter where you live, there’s always 1 light switch that doesn’t do anything.
Never argue with someone who knows fancier words than you. Like `responsibility`
Whether a Vacuum is on or off, it`s always collecting dust.
You want me to smile? How can I smile when 28% of Americans aren`t getting enough fiber?