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People who text back... "kk" ... Are so annoying! ....and almost racist
My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes.
After listening to what some people have to say, I am rethinking the importance this whole freedom of speech thing.
Must be my day for Mis-Advertizing --- I just ate a Bowl of Cheerios ----- and they DIDN`T make me Happy!!!! FML!!! :-P
FACT: Candy corn is made out of melted down traffic cones.
You make me want to be a drunker person
If a man says something in the woods.. And there are no women there.. Is he still wrong? O_o
Shopping for bridesmaid dresses with 5 other women, today. If you never hear from me again, I committed suicide by nail file.
I bet everyone in Gotham prisons really hates the guy that killed Bruce Wayne`s parents.
Hey Guys, I don’t have Instagram but I just wanted to let you know that I had oatmeal for breakfast. No sugar, mixed with water.
Her: I love it when we finish each other`s Him: pancakes
If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.
I may be evil, crazy, insane and f*cking naughty but I do have some good traits, I just don`t dwell on them.
They say milk is good for your teeth..you know what else is good for your teeth..minding your own damn buisness
I always put a little umbrella in my drink so it doesn`t dilute in the shower.