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Any question is a hard hitting question when it`s written on a brick and thrown full force at your face.
i am not so think, as you drunk i am
in 2014 there were times when I annoyed you, disturbed you, irritated you and bugged the hell out of you. Today i wanna let you know that i planned to continue with it this year :-)
I regret nothing but mostly because I can`t remember most of the stuff I should probably regret
Today is National I Don`t Feel Like Doing Sh!t Day. Celebrate accordingly.
A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that`s the last thing I need.
This "NORMAL" you speak of, doesn`t sound fun at all.
Next time you see someone you don`t like, begin conversation with "I see the assassins have failed."
If the world dosen`t end on the 21st, I sure do have a lot of MREs to gift wrap.
I`d be super embarrassed if people saw my google history but only because its all words I should really know how to spell by now
I bought a Tempurpedic mattress so that I’ll have an excuse to go to sleep with a giant glass of wine every night.
I think my problem is that I have really fantastic bad ideas…
When I was a kid, there was no Internet. Sometimes people would walk for miles to call me a bastard.
When I go into a bar I shout out "YOU CHEATING WHORE!" Whoever turns around is who I`m buying drinks for.