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I`m like the stink in your feet.....I will always be with you.
How do they put the "do not walk on the grass" signs up?
How could a man who is covered in tattoos be afraid of commitment?
What`s the lowest IQ someone can have while still being a relatively full functioning adult? My wife wants to know.
Of course everyone seems sexy in a nightclub. There’s liquor and you can’t hear them.
I`ll be back before you can pronounce actillimandataquerin altosapaoyabayadoondib ab!
If only my ceiling fan could hold my weight, then I would never be bored again.
Plumbers should keep busy this week now that No Shave November is over..
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you
The ultimate home security system is having crappy stuff.
Guys are like bears, if you lay very still they’ll paw at you a bit then give up and go look for food.
If A-B-C-D didn’t drag out their part of the Alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn’t have to be so rushed.
My mom likes playing this game called `yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can`t hear her`.
Nothing is impossible.. Never Give Up.. I know a guy that once actually guessed correctly why his girlfriend was mad at him.. :|
I am not lazy, I`m on power saving mode