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I´m not cheap, but I am on special this week
Since there’s only one of me, does that make me an endangered species?
I`m beginning to think the only reason I buy bananas is to watch them die a painful death on my counter.
The only people who care about my college degree are the college loan people.
Video games don`t encourage violence nearly as much as piñatas do.
This generation is guilty of making the wrong people rich and famous.
Hey Journey, I stopped believing. What now?
I can come up with plenty of ways to do nothing.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
If guys were smart, they’d forget the nightclubs and watch the supermarket for girls who buy frozen dinners and cat food.
I didn`t fall. The floor just needed a hug.
I went somewhere earlier and saw a frog parked illegally and the poor thing got toad!!
It bothers me when I see tax money wasted on signs telling deer where to cross the road.
Be Poor... Its Cheaper :)
I wonder who the first person was to see an egg come out of a chickens butt and think...`That looks tasty, I`m gonna eat that.`